This house is wired.





And there was a bit tension as the cafe opened up across the street
from the gym. The gym at that time watched them close.


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One was more defined. The other had more mass.
You wouldn’t like me when I get angry and he would turn green.





Let the juice loose.

Posted Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:34 pm




Who remembers her?





I had to use the rest room. She didn’t move as I respectively did.
You ever see a b!ch get dropped and get her head punted?





You seA that’s me.





It usually means they're nervous and their subconsciously putting their hands in their pockets so as to avoid the impression that they might be preparing to use their hands offensively. It's out of fear that people cower, communicate poorly, look down, put hands in pockets.

Posted Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:26 pm

Husband comes home after a hard days work
and asks the wife. Do you have any Tylenol?
I’m not feeling good.





She answers. It’s in the top drawer. Now leave me alone.





Why are you asking me what to do?





Pantone Measuring System (PMS)





You’re not allowed in there. Thats the swatch room.
I’m not sure what your budget is. For starters take a look.
You’re dealing with a new customer. He’s more than
qualified to deal with the bank. I seen an honest man lie
and a tough man cry.


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You know who this is?
I never seen him before in my F’n life.
He’s asking for over the minimum. He doesn’t want to pay the sampling fee.
Tell him he’ll get 50 dozen. We’re booked solid. If not he can go else where with
the sample. I have ten other customers just like him.
It’s an orphan washing cars in front of your crib.

Posted Mon Apr 01, 2024 2:12 pm

Direct vs indirect

That is bad news.

My bro got a hold of junk from a colored neighborhood.
A Hispanic took him there.
He chose all on his own to take it and sell it.
The colored fella felt guilty and went to over look him.
The Hispanic fella shot the colored fella.
Luckily enough the colored fella didn’t die.
He’s not following me why should I follow him.
He’s always welcome in my house under my rules.
Mind your business. The orphan is an indirect hit.
The colored fella was a direct hit. The orphan isn’t
going to be getting hit. Someone affiliated with him
is going to get the cap. Comprende the king of Zimbabwe.
Feeding off of him. The fella that brings the car in front of
my house to clean it. I want to break his effen head.
The orphan is harmless just stay away..
Stupid is accidentally dangerous..


Posted Mon Apr 01, 2024 9:02 pm

The Sarg and spider are a lot alike.
They both have a little Puerto Rican
in them.



Posted Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:49 pm

We got a revision. They want the herring bone
in the trim to be striped. They also want the fold
line in the the trim to be tipped and accented with
the second color in the placket.



Yarn all over the F’n place.





We’re hiring!














Look what your punk azz did.

Posted Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:59 am

Honeys in The coffee shop

This is a pocket sewn on.



This is a pocket knitted on.





This would be considered goring a pocket.



I made this on the first electronic CMS’s that came in the country.
This machine is very old. I got it to work flawlessly.



Who are they?
They are the machine operators.
That over there?
He’s the mechanic.
How about the fella in the office?
He’s a programmer.
And that fella setting up the machine?
He’s the tech. Sometimes he makes more than the owner.



Look Rad and And he’s a doorman. I’m so ashamed.

Posted Thu Apr 04, 2024 2:11 pm

Fat Joe’s back.





He treats his woman like a princess.





Time for me to take a walk, I just finished dinner.

Posted Fri Apr 05, 2024 4:00 pm




Latex allergy

Hubbard created Scientology in 1952 after losing the intellectual rights to his literature on Dianetics in bankruptcy. He would lead the Church of Scientology, variously described as a cult, a new religious movement, or a business, until his death in 1986. Tilden, Nebraska, U.S.



Posted Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:06 pm

What does a Scientology e-meter do?


Posted Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:12 pm




It happened more than once but with different people.





jebem te u kurac





Your guess is as good as mine.


Posted Fri Apr 05, 2024 8:36 pm




The retina is the light-sensitive layer of tissue at the back of the eyeball. Images that come through the eye's lens are focused on the retina. The retina then converts these images to electric signals and sends them along the optic nerve to the brain.





I’m pulling in backwards.


Posted Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:37 pm




Dumb azz you got pinched.




St. Margaret’s during the summer had a bazar
and yes they had a casino section. They stopped because all of the
bazaars in the area turned into a brawl in the streets with the
high school kids. Ridgewood was weapons, Bushwick was firearms.
Over here was a scuffle.

Posted Wed Apr 10, 2024 5:02 pm

Posted Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:51 am

Go f*** your mothers!!
I know all the guys that own the tackle shops.
I know all of the mates.
I give you my dick!

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Posted Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:44 pm

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